The Elf Who Shagged Me

The 12 Days Before Christmas, Story 12

The Elf Who Shagged Me

by FiveWolves

There's a lot of build up here -- the sex doesn't get started for a while.

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"I'm not doing it, Louie."

"Aw, come on, Tina. It's funny."

Shopping Maul Santa

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Hell: We Can Damn You Wholesale

The 12 Days Before Christmas, Story 10

Hell: We Can Damn You Wholesale

by Falcinator

Author's note:

This is very silly, doesn't contain a whole lot of sex and is certain to offend a great deal of people who make the mistake of taking it seriously.

Very fun to write, though :)

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When Aziferal walked into Hermanarz' office his boss was pistoning into the new secretary, who was bent over the desk while her boss used her waist-length hair like a rodeo rider uses reins.

Santa Max

The 12 Days Before Christmas, Story 09

Santa Max

by MsLoveLee

This move was a big step for me. After being married for thirty years I finally had my kids raised and was left without a life, neither personal, professional, nor sexual as we'd been living apart in the same house for two years. I finally made the decision to leave and make my own way again. Needless to say, much was my own fault as I tolerated the neglect and did so from personal fears and the loathing to be on my own with two kids, but none the less, as I approached my thirty year anniversary I kept asking myself, "Do you want another thirty years like this?" and the answer came back every time as "fuck no!".

North Shore Santa Whore

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Out of the Claus-et

The 12 Days Before Christmas, Story 07

Out of the Claus-et

By Anna_Malia75

Copyright 2007 Anna_Malia75.

Damn it to hell, it was Christmas Eve. I was curled up in my favorite chair listening to Bruce laugh his way through "Santa Claus is Coming to Town" while I sip my second glass of Shiraz – could it get any better than this? Of course it fucking could. For one thing, Stephen could have not been assigned as first officer on a three-day to Australia. And for another, he could have fucking taken me with him, the asshole.

Mom's Christmas Party

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I Saw Mommy

The 12 Days Before Christmas, Story 05

I Saw Mommy

by Massageguy

His plan was devious, but also brilliant. Ever since he and his sister were kids, their father had dressed up as Santa Claus on Christmas Eve, so that if the children got too curious and snuck downstairs, they would see St. Nicholas himself placing presents under the tree.

What Came Down Sara's Chimney

The 12 Days Before Christmas, Story 04

What Came Down Sara's Chimney

by mrjones502003

Santa slid down the chimney at 82 Parkside Lane at approximately 1:52 AM EST December 25th, and walked right into her trap.

The Bag

The 12 Days Before Christmas, Story 03

The Bag

by Flashlight7.5

“I can’t believe you talked me into this,” Donna said as she peered through the windshield of the Pathfinder into the black night that swallowed State Road 13. Thick, wet snow smacked the glass. The wipers, still in need of changing, squeaked as they did their best to hang onto their jobs. “It’s like…fucking Alaska out here.” She brushed her dark brown hair back to the sides of her stocking cap and squinted her eyes to make out the fog line on the side of the road.

Mrs. Claus is Coming to Town

The 12 Days Before Christmas, Story 02

Mrs. Claus is Coming to Town

by Aaron Traugott

I'd thought I'd share with everyone why adults, not just children, should be good all year round, and to believe in the magic of Christmas. Since I was a little boy, I've always believed in Santa Claus, flying reindeer, the whole ten yards. I loved the Christmas concepts of love, family and giving. As I got older and I was told there was no Santa, I refused to believe it. Such was the hold Christmas had on me. Sure I knew my parents left me presents under the tree every year, instead of jolly old St. Nick, but maybe that's because I didn't truly deserve them yet. Or maybe since my parents bought me so much, Santa didn't see the need to visit my house.

White Christmas

The 12 Days Before Christmas, Story 01

White Christmas

by Chris3798

I followed Darcy down my apartment building's hallway, her hand tugging at mine as we walked, urging me to speed up. My eyes were glued to her gorgeous, gently swaying ass as she trotted along. She had on a formfitting coat that went down to her knees, and her legs were bare past that. She must have been wearing a skirt beneath the coat. She hadn't taken it off since we'd been together today.

The 12 Days Before Christmas introduction

Hi gang,

I'm working on an idea I had while in the shower the other day. There's something about hot, soapy water cascading over my nude body that really encourages new ideas in me!

Starting tomorrow I plan on posting both a new Christmas themed story as well as a Christmas themed main photo each day before Christmas. I hope I can pull this off but my schedule can get wacky really quickly so I need your well wishes to help make it happen.

See you tomorrow!

Kara