The Bra Salesman Chapter 01

The Bra Salesman Chapter 01
by bobrobertson©

Goddamn, I hate this. Another ridiculous argument with my girlfriend last night and here I am in the lingerie section of a department store trying to find some cutesy undergarment to make amends. Don't even ask me what the argument was about, because it's been one long continuous problem about the same crap for the past two months. I keep telling myself that this phase will pass, but it doesn't seem to be getting any better. But I do really like her, so I'll go ahead and stand here in an aisle of frilly bras and see if I can find something that will turn our relationship around.

"Excuse me, do you work here?" I hear the squeaky voice behind me ask. I roll my eyes and take a deep breath. I mean, Jesus Christ, just because I'm wearing a button-up shirt doesn't make me some fucking sales clerk.

I sigh in exasperation and start turning around, "Lady, do I LOOK like a..." but I can't think of anything else to say once I catch sight of the most gorgeous woman I have ever seen in my life. She has blonde hair wrapped up in a short pony tail, deep green eyes peering out from behind a pair of thick glasses, thick lips, long legs, and dressed in jeans shorts and a blouse.

Would you like some cum with that coffee?

Hi gang,

So I found a nearby source of Otis Spunkmeyer muffins and now I've gone and gained a bit of weight, lol! I really love their orange and cranberry ones. I do wonder if they have Otis's spunk in them! I've never tried cooking it. I would imagine it would change the texture. Anyone with experience in this culinary art? There are a few cookbooks with this theme namely “Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes” and “Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook”.

So maybe I should get my apron on and head to the kitchen. Head…get it!

Kara

New index question for you

Hi gang,

I've been thinking of making a title index so one can go straight to a particular story. There are almost 400 stories/story chapter segments on here so that will take some time.

Is there any interest in this?

On a sad note, the folks at stories.xnxx.com have changed their rules again and claim they are deleting stories dealing with under 18 years of age participants. If you have favourites there, get them downloaded before they vanish.

I don't have plans to post what is commonly termed pedo stories here (and I don't think there are any here at the moment.) There are enough of those if you go to some of the links I have posted. I have nothing against pedo fantasy, I have some of my own for that matter and a few of those stories I like really get me off when I'm in that particular mood but it's never the actual ages but the acts that I enjoy. I once told my husband I gravitate to the incest stories on Literotica because they tend to be more "wet" than the other stories.

Kara

All mammals got 'em

Hi gang,

Well after that last post I feel a bit embarrassed now that you know my paticular brand of kink. But in for a penny, in for a pound I guess.

I'm a simple woman. Good food, comfortable clothing, wet and messy sex, no toddlers knocking on the door in the middle of things ("Mommy, Mommy! Look at what I can do!" "Not now, dearie, Daddy is trying to cram that final inch in my ass...")

Thanks go to my anonymous friends for the two suggestions for story ideas for our blog. It's more difficult that I first imagined, back in December, to find stories with the big breast theme that are not just stupidly over the top in silly. I mean, beachballs, really?? Might as well be Volkswagens.

So I may be including things that stray from the original theme as time goes by. And feel free to get things off your chest as well, this being Chesttalk after all.

Stay frosty!
Kara