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Monday, December 14, 2015

Update for Monday, December 14, 2015


An anonymous friend wrote:

"Hey first off I really do hope that you child get better. But if there is a chance that this blog does go down could you give us a heads up first? There are a lot of stores here that I would like to try and save. This is the only place where I have been able to find the complete work of GH Lawrence."

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Update for Thursday, September 24, 2015



My dear friends,

I’m going to take a break from this for a bit. I posted the last of “The Neighbors” that I plan to, I don’t like the final chapter or the rewrite. Read them for yourself at Literotica.

Monday, September 21, 2015

"I want it to feel good… it has to be right.” updated, again


From a February 12, 2015 Adult Expo Interview with Kendra Lust:

“CJ: A year ago, you said you had plans. Here we are one year later, are you ever going to do anal?

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Porn stars with little ones

Hi gang,

So I was thinking the other day about porn stars and their children and what a nightmare that might be. I know of only 4 that do:

Aurora Snow
Brandi Love
Tiffany Mynx
Rayveness

Do you know of any others?

Kara

Update: Tori Black, too.
Update 2: Kayden Kross.
Update 3: Jenna Jameson.

And now I'm going to sleep!

The Neighborhood Chapter 03

Additional labels that the system wouldn't allow (over 200 characters) are mother/son, oral sex, police, tit fuck, and uncle/niece. I think this story has more than any other. Enjoy!


The Neighborhood Chapter 03
by fittucker87©

The Neighborhood: Family Vacation

As he sat on the back porch, having the third beer of the evening, Mark Jordan reflected that life didn't get much better than this. The nineteen year old college sophomore was home for the summer after having a solid first year as a pre-med student and he had so far enjoyed every second of his break.

Saturday, September 5, 2015

The Neighborhood Chapter 02



The Neighborhood Chapter 02
by fittucker87

Chapter 2: Mark Gets a Job

Nineteen year old Mark Jordan slowly came up from the relaxing embrace of sleep and became aware of a warm, wet suction on his cock. Still fuzzy-headed from sleep, it took him a moment to process the sensation, but then he relaxed.

Thursday, August 13, 2015

Update for Thursday, August 13, 2015

Hi gang,

Well, tomorrow morning at 6:30 in the a.m. I go get my every-two-years camera stuck down my throat. Barrett's esophagus followed by GERD that started decades ago but I didn't get it checked out until early 2002. So now they do this to make sure the Barrett's doesn't come back.

So I get to be unconscious for most of the morning and then groggy for most of the rest of the day. I have plenty of steak and fried chicken and doughnuts and vanilla cookies on hand for that I-can't-possibly-cook feeling. My husband can cook a steak if I leave him instruction on how I like them (otherwise he will mess them up):

One boneless ribeye
Salt both sides well before cooking
Heat oven to 350F
Heat skillet on high for 3 minutes
Char both sides for 3-5 minutes each depending on steak's thickness
Finish in the oven until it measures 125-130F inside (might only take a minute or two) (This step is where the science of cooking becomes art, tricksy stuff)
Let rest for 3 minutes
Turn skillet to medium and deglaze with wine and a dab of butter and a teaspoon of dark brown sugar to make sauce
Add pepper and toasted onion powder from Penzey's Spices to steak
Add mashed potatoes and corn and add sauce to steak and potatoes
Coffee and cookies or a tangerine ice for dessert
Bask in that well-fed glow and watch Captain America in the elevator! ("Before we get started does anyone want to get out?") (Has anyone but me ever masturbated to any of the current superhero movies? Who's your fave and why?)

But that's just me. What about you folks? How do you like your steak?

Great. Now I have ZZ Top singing "Tube Snake Boogie" in my head which I always sing as tube steak! God, did Geana Tomasino gain weight! She was the one in the purple tank top. I ALWAYS wanted to ride in The Car. I heard they used rattlesnakes to guard The Car when it wasn't being used. If it wasn't true it should have been.

I finally, finally finished watching all the episodes of The X-Files. Now I have the followup movie to go through and then on to Fringe!

Too much coffee for me I think. (Maybe just one more cup, this pot is soooo good.) (CoffePOT! not mj!) (Although...I wouldn't mind that either.) (Not before surgery dolt, it will probably show up somehow in some test they run.) ("Hey doc, baby, you know you have some seriously hot nurses. Maybe some CPR training afterwards?") (Jeez, woman, get a grip!) (Getting a grip is what I want to do!) (Not like that!) (Yes, like that! And then things would go spurt and get all slipperly and salty, yum!) (Maybe a cold shower or two.)

You guys know the story series "Gobsmacked" don't you? I want to take that story and fill it out with more details, that always gets me hot reading that one.

Speaking of stories, I bet you all have read the same stories I have from Lit or Lush or xnxx. What do you want me to do about adding stories here, seriously? Where from and why? Just so they can be here or what? Is all this a waste of my time when they are already elsewhere?

Maybe I could take one I like and annotate it with my running comments? Let you know what you think and what you wish would happen.

Kara

Tuesday, August 4, 2015

I want Jarvis!

I hate computers.

Early last month I started getting random shutdowns. Just in the middle of anything or nothing my laptop would just shut off, no warning, no nothing. Booting it back up would work for a few minutes and then the same would happen again. It was taking about an hour of rest to bring it back up for any longer time than a couple of minutes.

So I got that figured out somewhat. It was overheating. The left-hand side was getting so hot that I couldn't hold my hand against it for very long. I propped the back up on these two pegs I found about an inch high and put a small electric fan near it blowing across the back of the keyboard. This worked somewhat but I was always in a breeze and wearing flannel in the house in the middle of the summer was too much. It would still shut down after several hours of work.

And then the Error happened.

I was working along, saving at the end of every sentence or spreadsheet line and BOOM! Blue Screen of Death and the Error "PAGE FAULT IN NONPAGED AREA".

I think I tried every solution on the first two pages of solutions in Google and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt/nothing.

I had a 5-6 minute window of workability once I saw the system tray clock before it cycled through the BSOD and tried to boot up again. And trying to do anything was like teaching a toddler to operate it, numbingly slow, numbingly frustrating.

I borrowed my daughter's laptop when she was asleep but I kept it strictly business and focused websearching for fixes. I didn't want anything to happen to her computer so no porn stuff.

Usually I'd have them both on the sofa working on trying to understand a fix and implementing it in safe mode, if I could. Safe mode seemed to work in the sense it didn't reboot over and over but I couldn't really do anything in it.

We put in a call to our family computer guru but he was out of town for two weeks. We thought about taking it to Worst Buy but I really wanted to wait until said guru could take a look at things. "Free" helped in that wanting to wait as well.

He finally came over last weekend and within ten minutes had it fixed. He also took the back off and detached some (insert technobabble here) near the fan and blew a huge gob of dust out and now it runs so cool as to not even radiate any heat compared to the inferno of before.

I've got several weeks of spreadsheets to go over and consolidate/collate and other things to catch up on that are home/financial related that I actually use this laptop for during the daytime. It's not all sex sex sex!

Tonight is the first period of time I've had free to get you guys up to speed on this and for that I apologize. Thanks for the concerned notes and patience.

I don't have a new story in the pipeline obviously. But give me a bit and I'll come up with something entertaining I hope.

It's nearly 1 in the a.m. and I need to get some sleep.

Go S.H.I.E.L.D.!

Kara

Tuesday, June 23, 2015

No tweaking yet!

Hi gang,

This new story hasn't been fully tweaked but I wanted to throw something up here before you all forgot who I was.

Kara

The Neighborhood Chapter 01

The Neighborhood Chapter 01
by fittucker87

As he leaned back against it, Mark Jordan's hands gripped the counter top rhythmically as he gazed down at the sight before him. With his shorts around his ankles, his best friends' mom paused to swirl her pink tongue over the pulsing head of his thick cock as it glided up between her breasts. Seeing the glazed expression on his face, the sexy brunette MILF smiled and wrapped her big jugs even tighter around his pole.

"Oh, yeah! Fuck my tits, Mark," she moaned as he slid back down the soft valley for another round trip.

Thursday, June 18, 2015

Permission slips and other Freudian underwear


Hi gang,

So I got permission from two new authors to put some of their stories up here. I started the usual procedure...what’s that? You don’t know the “usual procedure?” Didn’t you read the fine manual? Pay attention in class? Copy the nerdy girl’s notes after promising her a ride in your GTO?

Honestly!

Friday, June 5, 2015

Update for June 5, 2015

Hi gang,

I'm still here, just went on a vacation, virtual as well as IRL. We went to Florida for a couple of weeks. Breezed through Tampa but I didn't see any of the famous guys and gals who make that town a swinger's paradise (or so it would seem from their videos).

I've been obsessing about certain authors lately, reading the same things over and over and putting myself in those situations for that Big Release. I know it's a depressing spiral into my own personal Hell of regrets and disappointments to not be happy with my life and to want a revolving door for my imaginary lovers. I know and still...

This is one of my favorite scenes:

" I lost control during Mark licking me out. Ned came over and stuck his cock in my face so I began to suck him off. As Mark was bringing on an orgasm, I let Ned go and yelled out Oh Fuck. With that Mark got up and stuck his cock in me, during my orgasm. It was non stop after that. Ned and then Terrell fucked me. Henry then came behind me and fucked my ass. Then a friend of Ned's, then Terrell again and Henry came back for another ass repeat. My orgasms were unrelenting and I just became a cock whore.

She also was made airtight, blowing Terrell while Mark was pussy pounding and Henry drilling her ass. She also recounted Terrell along with his brother Leon making her into an Oreo."

I read this stuff while a GGG vid of Cissie getting glazed is playing in a side screen and I just masturbate over and over.

I think something is wrong with my head.

Kara, not at all in a good place mentally tonight.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

Mom Becomes a Cheating Slut addendum

Hi gang,

I think I'm going to end this story with Chapter 4. It does have a Chapter 5 but it is incomplete in the sense the author doesn't finish the story line. I didn't like how it was going anyway but it was requested I finish it so I have.

I don't know what I'll put up next.

I'm not in the best of moods tonight. I tried contacting an old school friend and she was still at her email address but didn't respond to a long message sent out early Friday morning. Maybe she had stuff to do over the weekend and she couldn't get to a response. But, ya know, with cell phones and whatnot at least she could have said something like "Really busy this weekend, will write next week." and that took me 5 seconds to write.

I'm a bit pissed off. I don't have many friends locally and I needed her advice and council.

Alone again,
Kara

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Mom Becomes a Cheating Slut Chapter 04


Mom Becomes a Cheating Slut Chapter 04
by sex4every1

Off course we weren't so lucky with the seating arrangement on the flight home; we had three adjacent seats, practically in the middle of the plane. Luckily, mom had pretty much drained me for some time and besides, my mind was preoccupied with Lizzy, whom – I was ashamed to admit – I had largely forgotten about during the entire holiday. Due to the late departure time, it was time to go to sleep by the time the plane had finally taken off. With the whole plane completely darkened, except for some minor orientation lights, we all drifted off to sleep pretty quickly.

Saturday, April 11, 2015

Mom Becomes A Cheating Slut Chapter 03



Mom Becomes A Cheating Slut Chapter 03
by sex4every1

We got back to the apartment, me with just a towel wrapped around me and mom naked as the day she was born. Luckily dad wasn’t back yet from his scouting tour as mom’s clothes were still on the living room floor where she had left them. As she came down her adrenaline-high from the torrid fucking she'd endured, mom did some soul-searching for the next hour. I followed her everywhere, even into the bathroom while she was taking a shower. Since there was no longer any embarrassment between us, I watched her take an extensive shower and rub herself down with scented oils afterwards. With just a towel wrapped around her wet hair, she looked at me – sitting on the edge of the bath tub watching her every move – and rubbed her hands together for about twenty seconds to get rid of the excess of oils. After looking into my eyes for several seconds, she whispered, "Come here," as she got down on her knees. I walked over to her and looked down at her as she fished my erection out of my boxers and guided it to her mouth; for the next several minutes, mom's sucking was the only sound in the bathroom. It was a slow and delicate blowjob which was clearly emotionally charged; the both of us had had all the nasty and wild sex we were going to have for that day. This wasn't just carnal desire, this was a passionate act. Anyway, she finished me off and swallowed the small amount of cum I could spare and kept kissing and licking my cock head until it was too small to handle.

Monday, April 6, 2015

Vignette 02



Hi gang,

I'm up late, cataloging all my porn on disk. Far too much stuff. Anyway here's a snippet for your pleasure. Can you tell me the story title this comes from?

Kara


Sunday, April 5, 2015

Mom Becomes a Cheating Slut Chapter 02



Mom Becomes a Cheating Slut Chapter 02
by sex4every1

Part I: The Cab Ride

I kept on smiling all the way to the transit area, thinking that maybe this holiday wasn't going to be so bad after all! It took us a little over half an hour to get through customs and another fifteen minutes to get to conveyer belt A-3 which the screens indicated would be bringing our luggage in from the plane. Unfortunately there were already two more planes unloading their luggage in front of us, using the same conveyer belt and taking their sweet time in doing so. After standing amongst hundreds of other passengers for about ten minutes, mom was getting impatient; when our eyes met, she signaled me to meet up with her, away from the crowd.

Friday, April 3, 2015

Update for April 3, 2015

Hi gang,

I'm typing with only nine fingers right now since yesterday I sliced a huge gash into the tip of my right middle finger while washing a newly professionally sharpened chef's knife. It shocked me more than it hurt and I think that was due to the incredible sharpeness of the blade. After an hour it was still bleeding so my family took me to the doc's, me still in my fuzzy pjs with a bloody paper towel wrapped finger, and they glued the skin together rather than stitching it up. That was a happy thing right there!

Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Tuesday afternoon cleavage for March 31, 2015




I hope Tessa fuels your fantasies.

Kara

Bosom Buddies, Epilogue



Bosom Buddies, Epilogue
by Kenneth Pierce

Feel free to repost this story anywhere you like--all I ask is that you please include a link to my email address so that I can receive reader feedback: k.pierceerotica@yahoo.com

I turned twenty-nine on the same day as my ten year high school reunion. Fit, confident, and still pretty good at math; financially successful and madly in love with my beautiful wife. With the big three-oh looming on the horizon, we were even finally starting to think about kids.

Bosom Buddies Chapter 11



Bosom Buddies Chapter 11
by Kenneth Pierce

Feel free to repost this story anywhere you like--all I ask is that you please include a link to my email address so that I can receive reader feedback: k.pierceerotica@yahoo.com

The ugly truth of any long-distance relationship is, it sucks. Much as your young heart may try to romanticize all the effort and the sacrifice involved, at the end of the day you’re still miserable. Eventually, you start to feel a bit like the widow who lives out her days celibate, still in love with her dead husband.

Bosom Buddies Chapter 10



Bosom Buddies Chapter 10
by Kenneth Pierce

Feel free to repost this story anywhere you like--all I ask is that you please include a link to my email address so that I can receive reader feedback: k.pierceerotica@yahoo.com

The days were already getting longer. It was nearly eight o’clock at night, and the sun was only just now dipping below the horizon. The California sky turned tangerine. It was stunning.

Bosom Buddies Chapter 09



Bosom Buddies Chapter 09
by Kenneth Pierce

Feel free to repost this story anywhere you like--all I ask is that you please include a link to my email address so that I can receive reader feedback: k.pierceerotica@yahoo.com

I deflected Amy’s question with some joke about showing up “like a pimp” with all three of them on my arm. She’d laughed at that and dropped the subject, but I already knew it was going to be a problem. Sure, I had more than a month until prom—time enough to figure it out—but a nagging worry nevertheless crawled into the back of my mind, made itself comfortable, and refused to leave.

Bosom Buddies Chapter 08



Bosom Buddies Chapter 08
by Kenneth Pierce

Feel free to repost this story anywhere you like--all I ask is that you please include a link to my email address so that I can receive reader feedback: k.pierceerotica@yahoo.com

It took us forever to find her bra. Corrine hadn’t thrown it far, but it was pitch black on that beach, and we spent a good fifteen minutes crawling around on our hands and knees in the pouring rain, blindly groping at the grass before I stumbled onto the damn thing.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

Vignette 01

Hi gang,

Just having a little fun with a few things. The story segment below is quite famous in some circles. Can anyone tell me the title and author and where you saw it first?

Kara

Vignette 01

"Robbie, you got a minute?" he asked through the door.

Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Bosom Buddies Chapter 07


Bosom Buddies Chapter 07
by Kenneth Pierce

Feel free to repost this story anywhere you like--all I ask is that you please include a link to my email address so that I can receive reader feedback: k.pierceerotica@yahoo.com

I awoke to the soft patter of raindrops against the cabin roof. Snuggling up against me was Elizabeth, her breathing peaceful and her bare breasts warm against my side. Though the bed sheet covered our bodies, it had drifted down just far enough to expose a hint of Liz’s voluminous, silky smooth cleavage. The silver light of the morning diffused through our curtains and cast a soft glow across the bed. She looked radiant, like something out of a renaissance painting.

Monday, March 23, 2015

Bosom Buddies Chapter 06



Bosom Buddies Chapter 06
by Kenneth Pierce

Feel free to repost this story anywhere you like--all I ask is that you please include a link to my email address so that I can receive reader feedback: k.pierceerotica@yahoo.com

 “And you turned her down?!” Amy sat bolt upright, her jaw hanging open in shock. I just nodded, glancing around the room to take in the equally disbelieving reactions of Talia, Stephanie, and Elizabeth. Reeling from what had just transpired, I’d called the four of them over to my house immediately upon getting home from my fight with Corrine.

Wednesday, March 18, 2015

Bosom Buddies Chapter 05


Bosom Buddies Chapter 05
by Kenneth Pierce

Feel free to repost this story anywhere you like--all I ask is that you please include a link to my email address so that I can receive reader feedback: k.pierceerotica@yahoo.com

“We’ve got fifteen minutes of sun left, people, let’s see some hustle!”

Monday, March 16, 2015

Bosom Buddies Chapter 04



Bosom Buddies Chapter 04
by Kenneth Pierce


Feel free to repost this story anywhere you like--all I ask is that you please include a link to my email address so that I can receive reader feedback: k.pierceerotica@yahoo.com

Come Monday, there was a spring in my step and a smile on my face. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t be smiling? I even waved good morning to the spider who lived above my locker and just wouldn’t die no matter what I did. As I grabbed a textbook for first period, I heard a voice calling to me:

“Ian, are you okay?”

Monday morning cleavage for March 16, 2015


I don't know her name but other photos of her are here:

http://thesandtrap.com/g/i/74055/a/76926/beautiful-women/sort/display_order/

Kara

Sunday, March 15, 2015

The Bra Salesman Epilogue



The Bra Salesman Epilogue
by bobrobertson

Epilogue

Dave is looking at me incredulously, "You still haven't gone back to see her?"

Jesus, Dave, you have been on my fucking back for two whole weeks, will you please give it a fucking rest? "No, I haven't."

The Bra Salesman Chapter 12



The Bra Salesman Chapter 12
by bobrobertson

And here is the last full chapter!

Chapter 12: All Good Things

Drool is flying out of Dave's mouth and into my ear. If he were a German Shepherd, I might find it only mildly annoying. But considering he's leaning over me and giggling, I'm ready to yank on the tongue hanging out of his mouth and rip it out of his snickering skull. But I can't take my eyes off the computer screen as he shows me his latest video of him and Brittney.

The Bra Salesman Chapter 11

The Bra Salesman Chapter 11
by bobrobertson

Chapter 11: But Of Course

"No, I don't think so."

I roll my eyes and grab Dave by the shoulders. "I am telling you man, Brittney is totally jealous of all the bondage stuff you've been doing to Tasha and she wants you to do them all with her!" Hey asshole, you're at work, why don't you try saying that a little louder so that the females in the next cube over can write down everything you say to save time on your sexual harassment hearing. I poke my head down the aisle to make sure no one else at work heard me.

Saturday, March 14, 2015

The Bra Salesman Chapter 10


The Bra Salesman Chapter 10
by bobrobertson

Chapter 10: Best Served Served

Ugh, I feel like crap today. And I don't mean the usual "I woke up sleepy" crap that most people refer to when they say that. Or the "I'm overwhelmed with all I have to do today" bullshit feeling as if that were somehow uniquely applied to them and only them. No, I mean the "my heart and stomach were dropkicked by a Brazilian soccer player after being pummeled by a rabidly nasty mountain goat but being chewed by a certifiably insane boxer" kind of feeling.

The Bra Salesman Chapter 09

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Tuesday, March 3, 2015

Mom Becomes a Cheating Slut Chapter 01



Mom Becomes a Cheating Slut Chapter 01
by sex4every1

Mom was 41 and a beautiful woman for her age, by any standards, with shoulder length black hair and a gorgeous frame. Her tits were large and a little saggy, but that just made them seem even bigger, even a tad obscene. I often jerked off thinking of them, comparing them in my mind to a cow's udders. Aside from my masturbatory fantasies, our family was as normal as the next family, I guess.

Sunday, March 1, 2015

RE:Google on Blogger will effectively ban all ‘mature’ creative content

I hate Google.

If you click on the link at the start of the second paragraph in this article:

https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2015/02/25/google-bans-sexually-explicit-content-on-blogger/

it does not take you to the issue mentioned. Instead Google seems to have caved.  Here is what they now, 3/1/2015 (although the only date is only 2015), say:

An update on the Blogger porn content policy

This week, we announced a change to Blogger’s porn policy stating that blogs that distributed sexually explicit images or graphic nudity would be made private.
We’ve received lots of feedback about making a policy change that impacts longstanding blogs, and about the negative impact this could have on individuals who post sexually explicit content to express their identities.
We appreciate the feedback. Instead of making this change, we will be maintaining our existing policies.

What this means for blog owners

  • Commercial porn will continue to be prohibited.
  • If you have pornographic or sexually explicit content on your blog, you must turn on the adult content setting so a warning will show. If a blog with adult content is brought to Google’s attention and the content warning is not active, we will turn on the warning interstitial for you. If this happens repeatedly, the blog may be removed.
  • If you don't have sexually explicit content on your blog and you're following the rest of the Blogger Content Policy, you don't need to make any changes to your blog.
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So maybe I won't have to find another server after all. I hope we are all here come April. I'll keep you informed the moment things change.

Kara

Google on Blogger will effectively ban all ‘mature’ creative content

Adieu, blog-gone erotica

"All problems in the world solved by having more sex" says headlines

Hi gang,

I was just watching a bukkake video and got to thinking.

I think just about all the problems in the world could be solved by the correct application of more sex for everyone.

I know it sounds stupid and you say what about hunger or disease or homelessness.

Well, try to look at it from my point of view. What if everyone, adults, got all the sex they needed? What if women, at the age of 21, received proper training in how to please a man sexually (I'm ignoring homosexuality for the sake of this argument)?

What if men got the same training to please women?

See, the way I look at it, we devote so much of our time to stupid hobbies when what we secretly desire is just to fuck the girl, or guy, next door into a coma and not wash our cars again.

Or scrapbooking. Or model aircraft. Or whatever. Devote all that time and energy into fucking. Getting our desires and needs totally met sexually. Every day. Several times a day.

I wish I could try this idea out somehow, like maybe on an island or something.

Yeah, right.

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I think I masturbate too much, it give me crazy ideas.

I'm listening to him snore. He went to sleep early. I stay awake, doing this.

I'm watching sex videos and eating popcorn, totally not turned on by anything lately

I want to direct them so I could get them justright, ya know?

Shit, you guys don't want to hear my sob story. I don't know why I'm writing this or if I will publish it. Too real I suppose. Kara's life is not perfect, boys and girls. Sometimes she's just lonely. Sometimes she just wants what she can't have.

I suppose we all feel that way, maybe a lot of the time. Is happiness not feeling that way?

He makes a lot of money doing his job, his endless job, his 12 hour days. Click click click his keyboard goes all day. That pays for everything we do, food, house, clothing, all the stuff of life.

I cook, I try to clean, the laundry is piled up downstairs. My daughter has good days and bad.

She's on a new med, last week was bad for her. Headaches and cramping most of the time. Endless fatigue, not able to focus. I can't imagine I can't imagine, I just can't. What she is going through might last another 5-7 years before it tapers off.

I would take it all, ALL of it, on myself, no hesitation, to make her well again.

Stupid thoughts.

I have to get up tomorrow, today now, and go to three stores and the grocers to get everything we need for the coming week. I need to wash a pile of clothing that is getting knee deep. I have dishes and cleaning to do.

I don't feel like doing any of it right now. I just want to sit here and be left alone. Let me stew in my own juices.

Speaking of juices, I like ketchup on my pot roast. I use Cook's Illustrated recipes for most of the things I cook, the serious things. I really like their pot roast but it takes so fucking long, 4 hours from beginning to end. But the taste, oh the taste is so so good.

It's 1:11 in the morning and here I am, awake, and talking to strange men about my life. Any women out there in Chesttalk land? Write to me, if there are. I'd love to talk about things.

I think my blood sugar is low. I need to sleep, I need a big glass of ice cold milk, I need a mind-bending orgasm. I need to be worshipped as the Goddess I truly am. I need to cuddle and I need to sleep.

Goodnight all.

Kara

Friday, February 27, 2015

Update for February 27, 2015

Hi gang,

So I was reading sex stories and came across this line:

"Thankfully for my remaining somewhat decent, I had taken the precaution to position my cock vertically, the head held right under the waistband of my boxer shorts."

Do you guys really 'wear' your equipment upright like this???

Please let me know.

Kara

The Bra Salesman Chapter 08



The Bra Salesman Chapter 08
by bobrobertson

Chapter 8: An Unwelcome Guest

Ok, so I was wrong.

I was sure that letting some ridiculously stupid emotion like love into the picture was going to ruin everything, and that allowing my hormones to run free and fall madly and foolishly in love was going to rot my brain and make me do something monumentally idiotic that would end this whole scam.

The Bra Salesman Chapter 07



The Bra Salesman Chapter 07
by bobrobertson

Chapter 7: The Confession

Ugh, I've been dreading this. All day long my hands have been clammy, my tongue has been dry, and my stomach feels like it ate several frozen burritos that may or may not have expired sitting in the tepid fridge of an off-highway convenience store that has old rusty gas pumps out front that you can't swipe a credit card on. And right now, I'd prefer eating those crappy burritos compared to what I'm about to do.

Friday morning cleavage for February 27, 2015


Monday, February 23, 2015

The Bra Salesman Chapter 06



The Bra Salesman Chapter 06
by bobrobertson

Chapter 6: The Study

What the fuck is wrong with me? Yeah yeah, I know people have been asking that about me for a long time, but I'm serious. Something is drastically wrong with me and I have no idea what it is. I'm on my way over to Tasha's right now, and I've had this weird feeling for several days now like I'm sick and rundown with a tightening around my heart. So as I'm walking over to Tasha's, I'm going through the last few days in my mind trying to figure out what might be going on. I mean, other than a severe need to be institutionalized for moral depravity.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Mom's 5th Wheel Lovin



Mom's 5th Wheel Lovin
by klrxo

The Thompson's raced down the country back road, their Dodge Ram Quad-Cab pulling a 30 ft. 5th Wheel trailer behind it.

"Mom, Alec's being a dick back here," Claire complained from the backseat of the Dodge.

"Claire, please...watch the language," her Mom Kate scolded.

Sunday, February 8, 2015

The Cure: Dose 02



The Cure: Dose 02
by justaweirdguy

I was spooned against my mother's back when I woke up a few hours later. Carol was gone, presumably, back to her own bed. I could feel my limp cock nestled against Mom's ass. She was breathing evenly, deeply asleep. I had one arm draped over her and she had it pulled snugly against her chest. Even though I was exhausted, the feel of my naked mother, completely relaxed in my arms, made my cock begin to stiffen.

Friday, February 6, 2015

The Cure



The Cure
by justaweirdguy

It was after midnight and I was sprawled on the couch watching TV. The lights were off and I had the sound down so I wouldn't disturb my younger sister or my mom. I was half asleep myself and idly scratching my nuts through the baggy gym shorts I was wearing when I heard my sister Carol's voice from the darkness.

"Robbie," she whispered.

Friday evening cleavage for February 6, 2015