Mike & Stuart's Excellent Porno

Mike & Stuart's Excellent Porno by GeorgeTasker

PROLOGUE

Mark and Stuart sat in big plush chairs in their new apartment watching a particularly racy Stacey Valentine porn movie. The two best friends had just graduated from High School and moved out of home into their first apartment. The opening sex scene of the movie had just reached its climax, with the male actor pulling his cock out from her cunt and then jerking it in her face, splashing Stacey's lovely features with cum.

"Now that's something I've always wanted to do," murmured Mark wistfully as he watched the man milk the last of his cum onto Stacey's outstretched tongue.

"I've always wanted to do Stacey Valentine too," chuckled Stuart in agreement as the busty blonde on the screen took the actor's cock in her mouth and started to suck and lick it clean.

"That's not what I mean."

"You don't think she's hot?" asked Stuart incredulously in reply.

"Of course you dumbass!" snapped Mark, "What I meant is cum in a girl's face like that, any girl!"

"Oh right," replied Stuart with a shrug.

"I'm serious dude," insisted Mark, turning to face his friend. "I mean you've had a few girlfriends in your time right?"

"Sure," replied Stuart his eyes still glued to the television screen.

"Have they ever let you do something like that?" asked Mark.

Stuart frowned, his gaze finally leaving the television screen, "No, of course not."

"Same for me," nodded Mark.

"So what's your point?" Stuart shook his head in confusion, wondering what on earth his friend was talking about.

"That's exactly my point," Mark pointed at the screen where Stacey was getting fucked up the ass by an overweight older man.

"Huh?" Stuart was getting even more and more confused by Mark's vagueness.

"I mean how the hell do they get them to do that? That guys uglier than my Dad for fuck's sake!"

Stuart frowned and thought for a moment, "It's a movie dude."

"Bingo!" Mark almost shouted in agreement.

"What?"

"If we make a movie we can get to do stuff like that to chicks," explained Mark, "And not just any chicks, but beautiful ones, ones that are under normal circumstances out of our league."

"You want to make a porno movie?" asked Stuart in surprise.

"Exactly!"

Stuart paused a moment, trying to catch up with his friends racing imagination, "The closest I've ever got to a porno star was when Gina Wild did that in-store appearance at the video shop and I got that photo of me grabbing her tits. How the hell are we going to make movies?"

Mark chuckled, remembering the day well, "We'll just hire some video cameras and shit, it'll be easy."

Stuart didn't look convinced, "How are we going to get the cash for something like that?"

"Easy!" insisted Mark, "We'll just hire some cheap stuff."

"Do you know how much they pay these girls?"

"Not a problem," replied Mark with a wide grin, "We'll put an ad in the paper saying we're holding auditions, if we don't hire any of them, then we don't have to pay any of them."

"Do you think that will work?" asked Stuart doubtfully.

"Put it this way," Mark said with a smirk, "At the very least some hot chicks will show us their tits."

Stuart's grin grew to match Marks, "You cunning bastard! I like the way you think."

***

That very next day Mark had placed an ad in the local paper:

WANTED : Hot Actresses "Sticky Situation Films Inc" Auditions for Female Starring Roles in upcoming Adult Film Great $$$ Must be aged between 18-35, Have a good body, and be prepared for everything. This could be your big chance (Ph 555-6969 to book your audition)

That night Stuart read over the ad as soon as their newspaper was delivered. "You think anyone's gonna ring?" he asked aloud.

As Mark opened his mouth to reply the phone rang. They both froze. It rang a second time. Could this really be someone for the advert? It rang a third time. Mark walked over to the phone. It rang a fourth time. He picked it up.

"Good evening Sticky Situation Films, how may I help you?" he said in his most businesslike tone, hoping it wasn't his mother on the other end of the phone or anything unfortunate like that.

"Hi, I'm ringing about the ad in tonight's paper," said a woman's voice.

"Really?" exclaimed Mark in a mixture of relief and excitement, he then realized what he was saying, "I mean - - of course," he corrected, clearing his throat. "Now I just need to take a few details from you miss?"

"Adams, Cindy Adams," she replied. Stuart was now standing beside Mark, doing his best to listen in on the conversation.

"Cindy Adams," repeated Mark grabbing a pen and paper and jotting down the name. He glanced up at Stuart to make sure Stuart didn't recognize the name. If they were identified by someone they knew the game would be over. "Okay Cindy, and how old are you?"

"Thirty five," replied Cindy, "I hope that's okay."

"That's fine," replied Mark, trying to hide his disappointment, he'd been hoping for a younger woman, they'd probably be hotter and would be easier to trick. Never mind, beggars couldn't be choosers. "What colour hair do you have Cindy?"

"I'm blonde."

Blonde was good, Mark liked blondes and blondes were supposedly dumber, "Height?"

"Five seven."

"Weight?"

"One twenty one."

"Measurements."

"Oh - - umm - - thirty nine double d, twenty seven, thirty six."

That was good. Mark grinned at Stuart and circled where he had written 39DD. Stuart grinned back and gave him the thumbs up. "Okay Cindy you sound very close to what we're looking for. Have you ever done any adult films before?"

"No," said Cindy with a slight giggle of nervousness.

"This next one I need to get out of the way before we can go any further. Do you have any sexually transmitted diseases?"

"No, definitely not."

Mark breathed a sigh of relief, she sounded almost perfect. "Well that's about all the information I need from you over the phone," explained Mark, "We'd like you to come on in for a interview so we can get a look at you on camera and ask you a few more questions."

"Sounds great," said Cindy enthusiastically. "When do you want me?"

Mark felt his cock twitch in his pants at her last question and realized the phone conversation had given him a hard-on. Hell, this was better than any 900 number. "Tonight!" said Mark after a moment's pause, "Come to 1718 Beach Avenue in one hour."

"Tonight?" repeated Cindy in surprise, "Ahh okay."

"Great, see you then," said Mark hanging up the phone. He turned to Stuart, "I told you this'd work buddy. We have our first porno star coming round here in exactly one hour!"

Stuarts eager grin of anticipation sudden faded.

"What?" asked Mark, noticing his friends look.

"We haven't hired a camera yet dumbass!" he said, cuffing his friend around the side of the head.

"Oh fuck!" swore Mark.

"No fuck is more like it," replied Stuart, "What are we gonna do now?"

Mark thought for a moment, "I got it!" he sudden cried out, snapping his fingers.

"What?"

"We'll use my digital camera."

"But that only takes stills," complained Stuart.

"Don't worry," Mark assured him, "She won't know that."

CHAPTER ONE

Exactly sixty minutes later there was a knock on the door. Mike and Stuart froze, they had been rushing around their apartment like madmen, trying to clear away as much of their rubbish as they could and try to make the place look like a studio. While Mike had set up some spotlights and draped a few sheets around the place to give the illusion of a studio, Stuart had been busy on the computer trying to dummy up a few business cards and posters for 'Sticky Situation Films Inc'.

"Well, this is it," said Mike with a sigh, "Are you ready bro?"

Stuart took a deep breath, "Ready as I'll ever be."

"This was my idea so you go cameraman on this one," decided Mike.

"Okay," Stuart agreed quickly, he wanted to see how Mike was going to handle things and quite frankly preferred to have a camera to hide behind if things went bad. Even if it was only a little digital still-frame one.

"I'll try and get you some action too."

There was another knock at the door, "Go let her in!" hissed Stuart. He turned to the spotlights and tried to pretend he was setting them up. He'd grabbed his electronic guitar tuner, tied a shoelace to it, put it around his neck and was pretending it was a light meter.

"Cindy?"

Stuart swallowed nervously as he heard Mike greet the woman at the door. What if she was ugly? What if she was beautiful? What the hell were they doing? And then Mike led her into the room. Cindy was absolutely drop dead gorgeous. She had long, very pale blonde hair that was tied back in a pony tail and framed her delicate, perfectly formed face. She was obviously in her mid-thirties because she had a look of very sexy maturity, but the body on her would have killed a teenager. Cindy wore a plain white T-shirt that stretched very taut across her ample chest. She obviously hadn't been lying about her measurements. She wore a knee-length black business skirt that clung to the lovely curve of her flared hips and was slit up one side, letting a long, creamy white thigh poke through with every second step she took. The outfit was completed by a pair of black high heeled shoes that made her calves look sleek and sexy.

Stuart's mouth gaped open and he stared at the lovely woman with undisguised lust, perhaps Mike's plan was a good one after all. Imagine getting to fuck a stunning older woman like Cindy? And video tape the event for prosperity.

Mike was fortunately not so dumbfounded at the sight of the beautiful woman, he immediately slipped into his role, leading her to the casting couch without missing a beat. Once she was seated he sat down beside her and handed her the business card that Stuart had printed up about ten minutes earlier. "My name's Michael Thomas, I'm the casting direction for Sticky Situation Films," he stretched out his hand and shook hers gently. "And the cameraman over there is Stuart Adkins."

"Hi Michael, hi Stuart, you're both a little younger than I was expecting." Cindy greeted them both, blushing nervously like she was a teenager out on her first date. Things seemed very promising.

"Yeah, we haven't been in the business that long," confirmed Mike, praying she wouldn't get too suspicious. "Sticky Situations has been around for a while though, it's a very reputable company."

Stuart zoomed the digital camera in on Cindy's crossed legs, taking a lovely shot of her thigh where it was visible through the slit on her skirt.

"Cool. So what's the movie called?" asked Cindy, taking the two guys by surprise.

"Ahh - - " stammered Mike uncertainly for a moment, "It's called Bill & Teds Excellent Orgy," he said at last. "It's a spoof of the real movie about two bumbling teenagers getting a lot of action."

"Cool idea!" exclaimed Cindy, her face lighting up excitedly.

"Now, I need to ask you a few more questions," said Mike, cutting in quickly before Cindy could ask more questions they didn't have answers for.

"Okay," said Cindy with a nod.

Mike took a chance and reached out with one hand, letting it drop onto Cindy's bare knee, "Now Cindy, as it said in the advert this is an adult film so tonight we have to make sure you're prepared for that. The film will obviously include nudity." Mike gave her knee a gentle squeeze.

"Obviously," said Cindy with a smile.

Mike picked up a clipboard with a long checklist on it, "Are you prepared to have sexual intercourse for this film?"

"Yes," agreed Cindy, giving a nervous little giggle.

"Now unlike mainstream movies this is not simulated, but includes vaginal penetration," explained Mike, trying to use as professional and scientific terminology as he could.

"Yes I'm aware of that," said Cindy.

"Are you prepared to give and receive oral sex?" Mike asked, his cock twitching inside his pants at the thought of Cindy sucking his dick.

"Yes."

"Do you spit or swallow?" cut in Stuart from his position as cameraman. Mike glared angrily at him, worried the crude question would blow his careful work.

Cindy turned to Stuart, "Ahh both, um swallow I guess."

"Cool," replied Stuart, grinning and giving Cindy the thumbs up. She blushed and giggled.

"Are you prepared to receive facials?" said Mike, quickly resuming his line of questioning.

"Huh? What's that got to do with this?" asked Cindy in confusion, obviously thinking along the lines of a beauty parlor.

"That's where the male actor ejaculates onto your face," explained Mike, blushing a little himself now. He was getting a monster erection, it was such a turn on talking dirty like this to such a beautiful older woman.

"Oh right. Um yeah, I can live with that," confirmed Cindy.

"Good," said Mike, ticking on his clipboard, it was looking like he might get his dream of cumming on a girls face after all. "Titfucking okay?" Mike wasn't sure of the technical term for that.

Cindy blushed at the thought, "Okay."

"Anal sex?"

Cindy's blush deepened, "I don't really like that. Is it alright if I say no on that one?" she asked uncertainly.

"Sure," said Mike reaching over to her again and squeezing her knee, this time a tad higher up her leg, "That'll just cut you out of a few scene's in the script."

"Oh, okay," said Cindy, seemingly a little disappointed, "Put me down as a maybe for that then."

"Ok, a maybe," said Mike with a reassuring smile. "Next question is threesomes?"

"I've never done that before," said Cindy, "Sounds like fun though."

"Good," said Mike, ticking the box, "Lesbian sex?"

"With another woman?" asked Cindy in surprise, "Ahh ok, why not. But I prefer men."

"Great!" said Mike, "That's the last of these questions."

"Cool, have I got that part?" Cindy asked excitedly.

"Ahh, next we need to do a screen-test," said Mike. He was getting a little nervous himself now.

"Okay, sure. What do you need me to do?" Cindy asked, looking a little apprehensively over towards the camera that Stuart was pointing her way.

"Well we need to see what you look like," said Mike, trying not to sound as excited as he felt.

"What I look like - - " repeated Cindy slowly, "You mean naked?"

"Yes," confirmed Mike with a nod.

Cindy blushed and reached down to untuck her T-shirt. She then peeled it up over her head, revealing her ample breasts, tightly encased in a lacy white bra. The cups of the brassier pushed her already massive tits upwards and together, forming an impressive looking cleavage.

"Oh wow!" gasped Stuart as he clicked off a photograph, he spoke loud enough for both Mike and Cindy to hear him.

Mike glared Stuart's way, but Cindy seemed to ignore him. She reached around behind her back for the catches on her bra. The action caused her large breasts to jut out impressively and Mike's glare instantly left Stuart to take in the wonderful sight that was about to be unveiled before them. Cindy unhooked her bra and then shyly let it drop, her huge tits swinging free, a very awesome sight.

"Wow!" it was Mike's turn to gasp in surprise. He gazed at her enormous hooters and decided that even if nothing further happened and Cindy walked out on them then and there, they would have already got their money out of the advert just by getting a look at her wonderful jugs.

Cindy, a little unsure of herself, looked down at her own tits, "Are they okay?" she asked.

"They're more than okay," Mike assured her, practically drooling.

"I went for a modeling job when I was younger and the agent said that they were too big."

"Well they're perfect for our studio," Mike assured her with a grin. And then he couldn't help himself. Mike reached up with both hands and gently cupped Cindy's great big 39DD's. Cindy stiffened a little but did not stop him. "Absolutely perfect," Mike repeated as he softly squeezed Cindy's big tits, his hands stroking all over the ample orbs and rolling them over her chest. He seized her nipples between his fingers and gave them a gentle tug before again covering her whole tits with his hands and squeezing, a little harder this time.

"Bring the camera in on these babies," Mike called over to Stuart as he kneaded the abundant flesh of Cindy's tits. Stuart walked right up next to Mike, zooming in for some close up shots of Mike playing with Cindy's generous breasts. When Mike took her right breast in both hands and began to firmly squeeze the lovely melon, Stuart reached out and roughly grabbed a hold of Cindy's left tit. Cindy gasped in surprise as the camera operator joined in the groping of her tits. Stuart lifted the full orb as if raising it for a better angle on his camera, then he pinched on her nipple and used it to shake her breast, getting a shot of her lovely big tit jiggling across her chest. If only they'd had a video camera instead of a still shot camera.

Mike looked up at Cindy's face as he squeezed tightly on her breast with both hands, mashing the fleshy tit between his fingers. He saw the older woman grimace a little and realized they were pushing their luck as they went to town on Cindy's lovely big rack. Mike released her breast and signaled for Stuart to do the same. Stuart gave her breast one last squeeze before he stepped back to resume his position as cameraman.

"Okay I think we've got some idea of your upper body now," said Mike, "Could you please take off the rest of your clothes now Cindy?"

"Okay," agreed the topless blonde. Cindy stood up and reached behind her, unzipping the back of her skirt and letting it fall around her feet. Cindy's legs were as long and beautiful as they had looked in her skirt, and from Mike's point of view behind her, he got a great angle on her lovely ass, encased in a pair of bikini style panties. Mike had to admit that they had got very, very lucky. Cindy was incredibly hot for a thirty five year old, and she also seemed willing to let them have a little fun.

"And the panties," said Stuart, clicking off a few shots as he saw Cindy pause.

"I've never been naked in front of anyone other than my husband before," said Cindy, standing there in her panties, looking unbelievably sexy.

"Just remember what you're here for," said Mike, reminding Cindy that it was a pornographic film she was auditioning for after all.

"You're right," decided Cindy with a nod, steeling herself. She took a deep breath, then hooked her thumbs into her panties and tugged them down.

Both Mike and Stuart boggled at the sight of the gorgeous naked woman. Cindy had a lovely tight ass and a neatly trimmed pussy. She was incredible.

"Very nice!" moaned Stuart, clicking off a couple of shots.

"Fantastic!" agreed Mike, leaning over and reaching out to stroking his hand across Cindy's warm right buttock. He then shuffled forward so she was within reach and stroked both hands across the firm cheeks of her ass. Mike began to knead and squeeze at the firm mounds, moaning softly to himself. Cindy gave a slight gasp as Mike groped her ass cheek with one hand and slipped the other up between her legs, rubbing across her pussy.

This seemed to be taking things a little too far, as he touched her cunt Cindy pushed his hands away and stepped out of reach. "Is that all the screen testing you need?" she asked.

Mike knew he had to step carefully here, "Take a seat please Cindy."

"Can I get dressed?" Cindy asked impatiently.

"Very soon," nodded Mike, patting the couch beside him. Cindy hesitated a moment and then sat down as instructed.

"So what do you think?" Cindy asked him.

"You're incredibly beautiful Cindy and you have a great body."

"Thank you," replied Cindy, blushing modestly.

"I think you have a very, very good chance of getting this role," Mike told her and he saw the stars begin to reform in her eyes.

"Really?" asked Cindy in surprise, "You really think so?"

"You've got the looks for it," said Mike, "Do you have the killer instinct to really nail the role and make it yours?"

"What do you mean?" asked Cindy with confusion.

"Do you really, really want this part?" Mike asked the naked blonde.

"Yes! Of course I do."

"Would you do anything for this role?"

"Yes!" said Cindy immediately, she then frowned as she thought about his question.

"I want you to unbuckle my pants please Cindy," said Mike.

Cindy paled as she realized what Mike wanted of her. She started to reach towards his lap and then stopped, "I think you've got the wrong idea Mr Thomas."

"I know you want this job Cindy," replied Mike smoothly, "I know you'll be good at it. You've got what it takes to make it big in this industry."

Cindy still hesitated, but her resolve was weakening, "I don't know - - "

"Just think of it as another screen test," said Mike, "You're going to have to do this for the movie anyway, this is just practice. To make sure you have what it takes."

Cindy's conviction crumbled, he was right, she really did want the role. The lovely blonde reached over into Mike's lap and started to unfasten his fly. Stuart meanwhile couldn't believe what he was seeing, Mike had conned her! He zoomed the camera in for a few shots.

"Kneel in front of me," ordered Mike, and when Cindy moved to his feet in front of the couch he knew he had her. His plan had worked! "Take it out."

Cindy paused for a very slight moment, this was the point of no return for her. She then reached forward and slipped her hand into the open fly of Mike pants. He let out a short moan as her soft hand touched his penis, and Cindy gasped, a little surprised to find him fully erect. As Cindy pulled Mike's cock out of his pants, Stuart moved in closer and around the side to get some good photos of the action.

"Kiss it."

Cindy took a breath to steel herself, then leant over Mike's lap and kissed the tip of his cock. From there she didn't need to be told what to do. Cindy licked up along the underside of Mike's hard cock, causing him to groan with pleasure. She then licked all over the head of his cock, her tongue swiping and fluttering, lapping up the precum that had leaked out.

"Oh yeah!" groaned Mike, "Suck me Cindy, suck me!"

Cindy smiled up at the young casting agent then bent further over, taking his cock into her hot mouth and sucking heavily. The beautiful blonde's cheeks hollowed as she worked her way down the length of his hard shaft, taking more and more of him in her mouth. As she sucked Mike's dick, Stuart was crouching down right beside her, zooming in super close for some shots. Figuring she would be caught up servicing Mike, Stuart reached out with one hand and stroked the soft skin of her back. Cindy ignored Stuart's touch, her head bobbing faster and faster over Mike's lap. She wanted desperately to get this part and she knew she would have to get him off to do it.

Mike groaned, lying back in the couch, his hands dropping to stroke the top of Cindy's head as she gave him the best blowjob he'd ever had. His plan was working! Mike knew that when he came it would be a dream cum true so to speak, he'd get to cum on a beautiful woman's face, and an older woman at that!

"Wow, this is great," murmured Stuart as he took more photo's of the action. With his free hand he reached underneath Cindy and grabbed at her breast, roughly squeezing the massive orb. Cindy, feeling the cameraman's touch and sensing his desire, reached towards him with her free hand and began rubbing his bulging crotch through his jeans.

"Oh God!" gasped Mike suddenly, he was close to busting. He yanked Cindy off his cock, interrupting Stuart at the same time. Mike stood up in front of the naked woman kneeling in front of him and aimed his hard cock at her face. "Get a good shot of this Stuart!" groaned Mike as he started to pump his cock in front of Cindy's angelic face, his other hand leaning on her shoulder for support and to keep her from moving away. "Here it comes!" Mike let out a strangled grunt as cum shot from the end of his cock, splashing over Cindy's face, just like out of a porno movie. "Oh God yes!" shouted Mike as more ropes of his sticky seed spurted out, spattering over Cindy's nose, mouth and cheeks. The blonde closed her eyes and submissively took it, Mike ordering her to open her mouth as he milked the last of his cum onto her tongue.

Stuart made sure he got a couple of good shots of Cindy kneeling in front of Mike, her face streaked with his cum.

"Wow!" groaned Mike as he wiped his sticky cock clean on Cindy's mouth and chin. He then sat back on the couch, slumping down, exhausted, spent and satisfied. "You can get dressed now."

Cindy nodded and started putting on her clothes, grabbing a tissue from the coffee table to wipe her face clean of Mike's lust. Stuart moved back over to his position as cameraman, his crotch throbbing. He was gonna have an ugly case of blue balls tonight. Stuart was a little pissed at Mike for cumming so quickly, he'd felt Cindy was close to giving him a hand-job. But then again, he couldn't really blame him, if it had been his cock in the lovely thirty five year old’s hot mouth he wouldn't have lasted long either.

"So is that everything?" Cindy asked once she was dressed.

Mike was still lying back in the couch, his cock hanging out of his pants. "Yep, that's it Cindy," he said, falling back into his role, "You should hear from us in about a week or so once all the first interviews are over."

"You mean I don't have the role yet?" she asked in dismay.

"Don't worry Cindy," Mike assured her, "After your performance tonight you're a sure thing."

Cindy smiled in relief, she'd hate to think that she'd sucked his penis for nothing. "Okay Mr Thomas, Mr Adkins, very nice to meet you both."

Stuart put down his camera to show Cindy to the door when it was obvious that Mike was still basking in his post-orgasmic bliss.

"Thanks for coming Cindy," Stuart said, he couldn't help himself and gave her ass a slap as he let her out the door.

Stuart closed and locked the door, then went straight back to Mike, "Holy shit dude! I can't believe that worked!"

Mike grinned, "Money for nothing and your chicks for free," he said, quoted Dire Straits.

"Next time," said Stuart, rubbing his painfully hard crotch, "I get my dick sucked!"

Mike was about to reply when the phone rang.

CHAPTER TWO

After last night's audition with Cindy had gone so well, Mike was determined to make things look a lot better for next time.  He'd gone to the local equipment rental store and got them an impressive looking video camera, a tripod and a big light with a reflective silver umbrella around it. He entered the lounge with all their new gear and found Stuart sitting on the couch with the phone in his hand and a big grin on his face.

"What's up dude?" asked Mike curiously.

"We've got an audition for tonight," said Stuart, grinning widely.

"Cool!" said Mike enthusiastically.

"Wanna know what the best part is?"

"What?"

"It's Lisa from the Pink Peach," Stuart told him, giving him the big thumbs up. The Pink Peach was the local lap dancing club that the two boys frequented on a number of occasions. Stuart had even got his first blowjob there on his twenty first birthday when all his mates had chipped in and paid one of the dancers to give him a little extra. Both the guys new Lisa, she was one of the more popular dancers there, with long straight brown hair, nice titties and the greatest ass in the world. Neither of them had actually gotten a lap dance from her as she was usually very popular and therefore very busy.

"Oh hell yes!" cried Mike putting down the camera gear and high-fiving Stuart. He sat down beside Stuart and read the piece of paper where Stuart had jotted down notes from the telephone conversation: 'Lisa, PINK PEACH!, 32C-24-28, Lap Dancer! No movie experience'.

"Your turn to be camera-man tonight," said Stuart his dick already tingling in anticipation.

"Okay then bud," said Mike with a smile, "You remember pretty much how I did it?"

"Yeah, I'll manage."

"When's she get here?" Mike asked.

"About thirty, thirty five minutes."

"Shit! We better get this camera set up then," said Mike. With that the two of them sprung into motion, added a few extra touches to their studio and setting up the new camera to capture the action.

Within no time they had the place set up and their next audition arrived. Stuart answered the knock at the door, opening it to reveal the familiar face (and body) of Lisa from the lap dancing club. Lisa was a tall brunette with the hottest, tightest, fittest body Stuart had ever seen. Lisa was dressed in a pair of skin tight blue hipsters that clung to her long legs and the magnificent globes of her shapely ass. She also wore a white blouse that was tied between her generous C-cup tits. Stuart almost died at the sight of her, she was majestic.

"Ahh, hello Lisa, please come in," stammered Stuart his tongue getting all tied up as he stared at her deep cleavage.

"Do I know you?" Lisa frowned as she followed Stuart into the lounge/studio.

"I don't think so," Stuart shook his head nervously, he stared at Lisa's ass as he followed her inside. He could see the top of her g-string poking above her low slung pants and he imagined that fantastic ass rubbing itself over his lap. "I'm Stuart Adkins, and the cameraman over there is Michael Thomas."

Lisa took a seat on the casting couch, "I just go by Lisa, no last name."

"That's right," nodded Stuart, "You're already in the adult entertainment industry aren't you?"

"Yep, I'm a lap dancer."

"Cool," replied Stuart, picking up his clipboard and pen and taking a seat beside Lisa. "Okay Lisa," he said, slipping into his role now, "The movie's called Bill & Ted's Excellent Orgy, it's a sexy spoof of the original."

"Okay, whatever," shrugged Lisa.

Stuart was a little flustered by her dismissive attitude, "Ahh - - I now have to ahhh - - ask you what you're willing to do on this movie," he stammered. "I umm - - have a checklist around here - - "

"I'll do anything," cut in Lisa.

"Anything?" Stuart repeated with a gulp.

"Sure," shrugged Lisa.

"Oh, okay then," murmured Stuart, that was most of his questioning out the window. "That means we have to do a screen test now then."

"Okay, no problem," nodded Lisa, "What do you want me to do?"

This part Stuart had planned. "Well, seeing as lap dancing is your area of expertise and we want to see the best of you I want you to lap dance for me and Mike on camera, and we can use that for your audition tape."

"Great," smiled Lisa, finally getting a little enthusiastic about things now. She stood up and turned to Mike. "Okay there big boy, set up that camera of yours and come and take a seat beside Stuart here on the couch."

Mike couldn't help but smile at Stuart's cleverness as he set the camera on record and made his way over to the couch beside Stuart, his crotch tingling at the thought of a free lap dance from the best lap dancer in the city.

"Can I get some music please?" asked Lisa as she rolled her shoulders to warm up a little.

"Sure thing," nodded Stuart, grabbing the stereo remote from the table beside him and hitting play. Def Leppard’s “Pour Some Sugar On Me” blasted out immediately.

Lisa paused for a moment, listening to the beat of the music. "Okay," she said at last, nodding her head in time with the song, "I can work with this." With that she threw her arms up above her head and then dropped her whole body into an undulating dance, rolling with the throb of the rock song. Mike and Stuart were immediately still in their seats, their eyes glued to Lisa's rolling hips and thrusting chest. She definitely seemed to have earned her reputation as the best dancer at the Pink Peach, and here the two boys were getting a private dance for free!

Lisa crossed her hands above her head, her hips still rocking erotically as she let her hands slide slowly down her body, caressing the lush curves of her breasts and hips. She then spun around her lovely ass towards the boys as she bent forward, thrusting her buttocks at them as she looked back between her legs.

Stuart gave an enthusiastic wolf whistle, Lisa smiled at him in response through her legs and then straightened up, turning and strutting towards him. Lisa paused just in front of Stuart, just out of reach, and resumed her sexy, undulating dance. When the song hit a sudden drum clash Lisa kicked her leg out towards Stuart's groin. He jumped back in the couch in surprise, thinking she had realized what they were up to and was retaliating, but Lisa's skillful kick stopped inches short of doing him an injury, her long heel jabbing into the seat of the couch. Stuart swallowed nervously as Lisa's foot rolled forward, her toes pressing into his hard crotch. Lisa smiled encouragingly and gestured for him to take her shoe off, licking her lips seductively.

Stuart's worried expression turned to a grin as he took off her shoe, stroking his hands up and down her firm calf as he did so. Lisa then briefly pressed her bare foot into Stuarts throbbing erection before she stepped back down and kicked out between Mike's legs. Even though Mike had seen what she had done and knew what was coming he still jumped back in surprise as her high heel shot between his legs with frightening speed and accuracy. Lisa then leaned forward towards Mike and pulled his head into her chest, rubbing her breasts across his face through the blouse she wore. Mike lifted his hands to the side of her full tits, squeezing them as he rubbed his face around her cleavage, wishing that it was her bare breasts he was sampling, although he would no doubt get his chance at that soon enough.

Lisa drew back from Mike's busy hands, the song building up to a climax as she reached down and began unbuttoning the front of her trousers, standing just out of the two guys reach. Lisa shot Stuart a seductive smile and bent forward, giving them an excellent view down the front of her blouse as she peeled off her pants. She straightened up, standing before them in her knotted blouse and a skimpy g-string. Lisa paused for a few seconds letting the two men take in the spectacular sight of her lace covered crotch and long legs before she bent her knees, thrust her hips and rocked back into her sexy strutting dance. As she turned away from them both boys gasped in awe at the sight of her fabulous ass, perfectly framed by the tiny g-string she wore. Mike had thought they'd got lucky with Cindy's lovely ass, but Lisa's dancers body was something out of this world!

Lisa strutted forward and turned away from them, bending forward to look back between her long legs, the position displaying her ass to breathtaking effect. She shot Stuart an enticing look, licking her top lip slowly and seductively as she reached up and patted the cheek of her ass invitingly. Stuart didn't need to be told twice, he leant forward and slapped her offered ass a couple times and then gave one buttock a hungry squeeze.

As Lisa moved away from Stuart the song changed to the next track, this one was a heavier rock song by Metallica. Lisa swaying in front of them as she took in the song transition, then moved forward and straddled Mike's lap. Lisa began to grind her hips down onto Mike's lap, his hands sliding up her thighs to cup her perfect ass as her g-string clad pussy rubbed against his throbbing crotch. Lisa smiled down at Mike and then slowly reached up between her breasts to where her blouse was knotted. Without stopped her humping on his lap she untied the blouse and pulled it open wide, displayed her large C-cup tits. Mike moaned at the mouth-watering sight, humping up off the couch against her as she rode him. His hands slid up from their position on her ass to cup and squeeze her firm tits, enjoying the way they filled his hands.

Before he could get too frisky Lisa drew back off his lap, pushing his eager hands away from her tits as the topless brunette danced away from him. Lisa quickly made her way in front of Stuart, turning her back to him as she sat on his lap, her spectacular ass pressing into his groin. Stuart groaned as Lisa leant back and pressed her body against him, she took hold of his hands and lifted them to her tits which he eagerly began to squeeze and knead. The gorgeous lap dancer let him grope her huge breasts for a few moment longer before she slid down his body towards the floor. Lisa went to her knees with her head resting back in Stuart's lap before she spun around so that her face was pressed into his crotch. Stuart moaned in surprise, not sure what to do, this was certainly the most intimate lap dance he'd ever had, most strippers barely let him touch their tits.

Lisa shook her head around, rubbing her face in Stuart's lap. She then pressed her lips against the outline of Stuart's hard cock, kissing him through his pants. With one finger she traced the line of his cock against his zipper, and then she was gone, back up in the center of the room, dancing in time with the music. She then hooked her thumbs inside the band of her g-string and pulled it out from her body, teasing the two guys with a brief flash of her pussy.

"You want me to go all the way?" she asked them over the music.

"Yes!" Stuart and Mike both said together without hesitation.

Lisa smiled wicked and her pink tongue flicked out to lick her lips. "Okay boys, here it comes!" with that she peeled off her g-string, revealing the neatly trimmed bush of her pubic mound. She stepped one foot out of her panties and with the other, kicked them over to Mike. Mike caught the skimpy piece of lace and took a deep sniff, never once taking his eyes off the dancing form of Lisa.

The naked dancer moved in front of Stuart once again and settled herself down on his lap, this time facing towards him. Stuart grinned, his hands sliding up her thighs to reach around and squeeze her ass as Lisa ground her pelvis down onto his lap, his rock hard erection pressing against her bare pussy through his trousers. With her hips and ass grinding against him faster and faster he pulled her upper body against him, happily burying his face between her big breasts. The feel of her ample soft tits pressed against his face was incredible and Stuart hunched up off the couch a bit, dry humping his groin against Lisa's sliding pussy.

He felt close to explosion, but before he did Lisa climbed off his lap and moved into a similar position over Mike's bulging crotch. Stuart gave a small whimper of frustration and rubbed his painfully hard cock through his pants. Lisa smiled over her shoulder at Stuart as she rubbed her fantastic ass across Mike's lap and let him suck on her nipples. As she continued to ride Mike hard Lisa didn't stop looking back at Stuart. She rose her fingers to her lips seductively and then sucked on the tip of one, sliding it in and out of her mouth as if it was a cock she was sucking.

It was all too much for Stuart, he gave a groan of lust and then unzipped his pants, pulling out his hard cock and stroking it. Lisa smiled in delight as if she had been waiting for this and climbed off Mike, dropping to her knees in front of him and planting a kiss on his cock through his trousers before she crawled over towards Stuart on her hands and knees.

The stunning brunette pried off Stuart's fingers and took his throbbing cock in her soft hand, stroking him up and down a few times. She bent forward and licked the tip of his cock, her tongue swiping up the smear of precum that had leaked out.

"Mmm," smiled Lisa, sitting back on her heels and staring up at Stuart. "So do I have the part?" she asked him, her hand on his cock squeezing slightly.

Stuart glanced over at Mike, as much as he wanted to say yes to this gorgeous creature, the truth was there was no part to be had. Mike shook his head firmly.

"I'll make it worth your while," Lisa murmured softly, her face only inches from his penis.

Stuart could feel her breath on his aching cock, God how he wanted to say yes! "We can't say yes yet but after your performance tonight you're a sure thing," said Stuart, trying to remember what Mike had said to Cindy earlier, but that had been after she'd sucked his dick, not while she was teasing him like this.

"Are you sure I don't have the part?" purred Lisa, she rubbed the head of his cock across her closed lips.

Stuart groaned in frustration, "I'm sure you will," he said, desperately trying to think of a way to make her suck his cock.

Lisa slowly licked his testicles, "I bet you'd like me to suck your cock big boy."

"Oh God yes!" moaned Stuart.

"I can deep throat you know," Lisa told him seductively, she then swiped her tongue up the entire length of his shaft from balls to tip. "Would you like to shove your cock into my mouth, all the way to the base?"

"Yes!"

"Would you like to fuck my mouth with your big cock?"

"Yes! Oh fuck yes!" Stuart couldn't believe how worked up she had got him.

"If you give me the part I'll suck your cock so hard you'll be coming for a week." With that Lisa stood up, pecked him on the cheek, scooped up her clothes and left their apartment without another word.

Stuart sat their stunned for a moment, then he suddenly dashed to the bathroom to jerk off and relieve the unbelievable pressure Lisa had built up in his cock.

Mike sat there on the couch, grinning as he took in what had just occurred. That was just nasty, poor old Stuart. He was about to go jerk off himself as well when the phone rang.

"Hello?" he said, picking up the receiver. As he answered Stuart came out of the bathroom, that had been quick, Mike thought to himself.

"Is that Sticky Situations?" asked the voice on the other end of the line.

Shit! Mike kicked himself for forgetting, but strangely it was a male voice on the phone. "Yes?" he replied dubiously.

"Great," said the voice, "My name's Damien Hamilton, I'm an agent for a number of actresses and I have someone who's interesting in the role you advertised in the paper."

Mike paled, an agent meant a professional actress, which meant their little casting couch game could be blown. "Ahh okay," murmured Mike, trying to stall for time while he thought of what he should do, "What's the actresses name?"

"Stacey Valentine."

Mike almost dropped the phone in surprise.

"Hello are you there?" asked the agent after a moment's silence.

"Ahh yeah, sorry - - " stammered Mike, "Could you please repeat that, for some reason I thought you said Stacey Valentine."

"I did. Is that a problem?"

"Ahh," stammered Mike. Stacey Valentine? Was this guy for real? Surely not. "Ahh - - No, that's not a problem. Not a problem at all."

"Good," said the voice, "Stacey's very keen to be involved in your film."

"She is?" said Mike in surprise. If Stuart hadn’t been in the room with him he would have suspected a prank, but no one else knew they were doing this. "Umm - - does Miss Valentine realise this is a rather - - umm - - how shall I put it - - low budget film?"

"Yes of course," said the agent. "Stacey's keen to go back to her roots and do an independent low budget movie. She feels she's lost touch with where she came from and she's picked your movie to regain this realism."

"I see," said Mike. This guy was probably lying but if he wasn't then this was the chance of a lifetime and Mike wasn't prepared to mess it up. "Well Miss Valetine can come by for an audition tomorrow afternoon if that suits her."

"An audition?" repeated the agent incredulously, "Did I hear you correctly? Did you say you want the Stacey Valetine to audition for your low budget sex movie?"

"Umm - - yes?" Mike stammered uncertainly.

"Out of the question!" snapped the man, "If you want an audition tape go to the local video store I'm sure you'll find plenty of samples of Stacey's work. Did I mention that Stacey will only be paid minimum union rates for this film? Now do you want her or not?"

"Yes, of course, sorry I wasn't thinking," replied Mike immediately.

"Good. Now when does filming begin?"

"Arrr - - Monday."

"Good, Stacey will be there."

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Unfortunately, George hasn't gone any further with this so we'll never know if Mike and Stuart ever get to meet Ms Valentine.