It's Springtime here in the Northern Hemisphere

Wow.

So much time has passed for this blog, for me, for us all.

I see by the stats that people are still reading this. Honestly, why?

It's just stuff from other places, mainly Literotica and Lush and sexstories.

This blog is actually more difficult to use than the other sites.

I don't even know how to shut this down. Maybe just let it die a peaceful death?

Thoughts, please.

Kara

The Breakfast Conversation

The Breakfast Conversation

by PaigeLynne

This story got its start based on a rumor about a gorgeous local television anchor a few years ago. A few weeks after the rumors started, she left the station and I never heard about her again. Needless to say, the names and characters here are fictional and they are all over the age of eighteen.

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"Mom, how much semen can a man produce in a day?" my daughter asked me out of the blue.

Merry Christmas 2016!

A newish cumshot website

Hi gang,

Long time, no see!

Listen, could someone check out this website and see if the movies are safe to download, please? My husband had a malware scare on his work computer the other day and now I'm just leery of everything. Seem he got a redirect to one of those ransomware things but was able to back out of it with IT help. Here is the website to check out:

http://jizzworld.blogspot.com/

The daughter is in her last year of school. We're actually counting down the days till she's outta there. Her therapist is helping us all get through this final year but it's still rough going.

Thank a heap!
Kara

Tessa Fowler

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I warned you!

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Update for Saturday, April 9, 2016

Hi gang,

Just to let you know, I’m still alive and kicking and reading sexy stories and trending to my family, yada, yada, yada.

I’ve been looking at the current political scene both here in the United States and abroad and things have begun to worry me as it relates to sex. Yeah, I know that sounds weird but just be paranoid with me for just a moment.

We’ve had it good with the proliferation of porn on the Internet. Society has become “pornified” for want of a better term. It’s everywhere and not just online. I was talking with my daughter about similar things this morning, how society is in a “liminal space” where the old is changing to the new in everything from clothing to lifestyles to sexuality. However, historically that signifies a total societal evolution and when that happens the old gets destroyed to make way for the new.

I just cannot see websites like Literotica or Lush or Sexstories or Xhamster or Xvideos or any of the other couple of dozen places we all know and love to survive a president such as Cruz or Trump and my opinion is that they will take the race because they are appealing to the least common denominator of our population and those people are pretty much sex-negative people.

But I could be totally wrong and this type of change will just herald a new world order of sex-positive thought, word, and deed. Yeah, right!

However, just to be safe, I’m starting to seriously save offline all stories and vids that I have enjoyed from the above mentioned sites. With two backups each. But I’m paranoid like that. I do suggest to you that if you haven’t been doing so, then start. Chesttalk will be here as long as Google lets it and that’s not up to me. The other sites are also prey to other people’s servers and providers graces and could vanish at any moment.

So enough of scaring you with all your online porn being gone in the next second. I’ll try to put up some things that I like to keep you occupied soon.

Stay frosty,

Kara

A fragment of a story that always gets me off

Hey gang,

Some things are better, less than three months until this school year is over. Some things are worse, the daily grind of food and laundry and cooking and tending to her. So it goes, as the Tralfamadorians said.

Here’s a fragment of a multi-part story I’ve enjoyed for a long time now. I just thought I’d throw something up to see how it goes.

Stay frosty,

Kara

Update for Monday, December 14, 2015

An anonymous friend wrote:

"Hey first off I really do hope that you child get better. But if there is a chance that this blog does go down could you give us a heads up first? There are a lot of stores here that I would like to try and save. This is the only place where I have been able to find the complete work of GH Lawrence."

Update for Thursday, September 24, 2015

My dear friends,

I’m going to take a break from this for a bit. I posted the last of “The Neighbors” that I plan to, I don’t like the final chapter or the rewrite. Read them for yourself at Literotica.

"I want it to feel good… it has to be right.” updated, again

From a February 12, 2015 Adult Expo Interview with Kendra Lust:

“CJ: A year ago, you said you had plans. Here we are one year later, are you ever going to do anal?

Porn stars with little ones

Hi gang,

So I was thinking the other day about porn stars and their children and what a nightmare that might be. I know of only 4 that do:

Aurora Snow
Brandi Love
Tiffany Mynx
Rayveness

Do you know of any others?

Kara

Update: Tori Black, too.
Update 2: Kayden Kross.
Update 3: Jenna Jameson.

And now I'm going to sleep!

The Neighborhood Chapter 03

Additional labels that the system wouldn't allow (over 200 characters) are mother/son, oral sex, police, tit fuck, and uncle/niece. I think this story has more than any other. Enjoy!

The Neighborhood Chapter 03

by fittucker87©

The Neighborhood: Family Vacation

As he sat on the back porch, having the third beer of the evening, Mark Jordan reflected that life didn't get much better than this. The nineteen year old college sophomore was home for the summer after having a solid first year as a pre-med student and he had so far enjoyed every second of his break.

The Neighborhood Chapter 02

The Neighborhood Chapter 02

by fittucker87

Chapter 2: Mark Gets a Job

Nineteen year old Mark Jordan slowly came up from the relaxing embrace of sleep and became aware of a warm, wet suction on his cock. Still fuzzy-headed from sleep, it took him a moment to process the sensation, but then he relaxed.

Update for Thursday, August 13, 2015

Hi gang,

Well, tomorrow morning at 6:30 in the a.m. I go get my every-two-years camera stuck down my throat. Barrett's esophagus followed by GERD that started decades ago but I didn't get it checked out until early 2002. So now they do this to make sure the Barrett's doesn't come back.

So I get to be unconscious for most of the morning and then groggy for most of the rest of the day. I have plenty of steak and fried chicken and doughnuts and vanilla cookies on hand for that I-can't-possibly-cook feeling. My husband can cook a steak if I leave him instruction on how I like them (otherwise he will mess them up):

One boneless ribeye
Salt both sides well before cooking
Heat oven to 350F
Heat skillet on high for 3 minutes
Char both sides for 3-5 minutes each depending on steak's thickness
Finish in the oven until it measures 125-130F inside (might only take a minute or two) (This step is where the science of cooking becomes art, tricksy stuff)
Let rest for 3 minutes
Turn skillet to medium and deglaze with wine and a dab of butter and a teaspoon of dark brown sugar to make sauce
Add pepper and toasted onion powder from Penzey's Spices to steak
Add mashed potatoes and corn and add sauce to steak and potatoes
Coffee and cookies or a tangerine ice for dessert
Bask in that well-fed glow and watch Captain America in the elevator! ("Before we get started does anyone want to get out?") (Has anyone but me ever masturbated to any of the current superhero movies? Who's your fave and why?)

But that's just me. What about you folks? How do you like your steak?

Great. Now I have ZZ Top singing "Tube Snake Boogie" in my head which I always sing as tube steak! God, did Geana Tomasino gain weight! She was the one in the purple tank top. I ALWAYS wanted to ride in The Car. I heard they used rattlesnakes to guard The Car when it wasn't being used. If it wasn't true it should have been.

I finally, finally finished watching all the episodes of The X-Files. Now I have the followup movie to go through and then on to Fringe!

Too much coffee for me I think. (Maybe just one more cup, this pot is soooo good.) (CoffePOT! not mj!) (Although...I wouldn't mind that either.) (Not before surgery dolt, it will probably show up somehow in some test they run.) ("Hey doc, baby, you know you have some seriously hot nurses. Maybe some CPR training afterwards?") (Jeez, woman, get a grip!) (Getting a grip is what I want to do!) (Not like that!) (Yes, like that! And then things would go spurt and get all slipperly and salty, yum!) (Maybe a cold shower or two.)

You guys know the story series "Gobsmacked" don't you? I want to take that story and fill it out with more details, that always gets me hot reading that one.

Speaking of stories, I bet you all have read the same stories I have from Lit or Lush or xnxx. What do you want me to do about adding stories here, seriously? Where from and why? Just so they can be here or what? Is all this a waste of my time when they are already elsewhere?

Maybe I could take one I like and annotate it with my running comments? Let you know what you think and what you wish would happen.

Kara

I want Jarvis!

I hate computers.

Early last month I started getting random shutdowns. Just in the middle of anything or nothing my laptop would just shut off, no warning, no nothing. Booting it back up would work for a few minutes and then the same would happen again. It was taking about an hour of rest to bring it back up for any longer time than a couple of minutes.

So I got that figured out somewhat. It was overheating. The left-hand side was getting so hot that I couldn't hold my hand against it for very long. I propped the back up on these two pegs I found about an inch high and put a small electric fan near it blowing across the back of the keyboard. This worked somewhat but I was always in a breeze and wearing flannel in the house in the middle of the summer was too much. It would still shut down after several hours of work.

And then the Error happened.

I was working along, saving at the end of every sentence or spreadsheet line and BOOM! Blue Screen of Death and the Error "PAGE FAULT IN NONPAGED AREA".

I think I tried every solution on the first two pages of solutions in Google and all I got was this lousy tee-shirt/nothing.

I had a 5-6 minute window of workability once I saw the system tray clock before it cycled through the BSOD and tried to boot up again. And trying to do anything was like teaching a toddler to operate it, numbingly slow, numbingly frustrating.

I borrowed my daughter's laptop when she was asleep but I kept it strictly business and focused websearching for fixes. I didn't want anything to happen to her computer so no porn stuff.

Usually I'd have them both on the sofa working on trying to understand a fix and implementing it in safe mode, if I could. Safe mode seemed to work in the sense it didn't reboot over and over but I couldn't really do anything in it.

We put in a call to our family computer guru but he was out of town for two weeks. We thought about taking it to Worst Buy but I really wanted to wait until said guru could take a look at things. "Free" helped in that wanting to wait as well.

He finally came over last weekend and within ten minutes had it fixed. He also took the back off and detached some (insert technobabble here) near the fan and blew a huge gob of dust out and now it runs so cool as to not even radiate any heat compared to the inferno of before.

I've got several weeks of spreadsheets to go over and consolidate/collate and other things to catch up on that are home/financial related that I actually use this laptop for during the daytime. It's not all sex sex sex!

Tonight is the first period of time I've had free to get you guys up to speed on this and for that I apologize. Thanks for the concerned notes and patience.

I don't have a new story in the pipeline obviously. But give me a bit and I'll come up with something entertaining I hope.

It's nearly 1 in the a.m. and I need to get some sleep.

Go S.H.I.E.L.D.!

Kara

Tweaked!

Hi gang,

Enjoy!

Kara

No tweaking yet!

Hi gang,

This new story hasn't been fully tweaked but I wanted to throw something up here before you all forgot who I was.

Kara

The Neighborhood Chapter 01

The Neighborhood Chapter 01

by fittucker87

As he leaned back against it, Mark Jordan's hands gripped the counter top rhythmically as he gazed down at the sight before him. With his shorts around his ankles, his best friends' mom paused to swirl her pink tongue over the pulsing head of his thick cock as it glided up between her breasts. Seeing the glazed expression on his face, the sexy brunette MILF smiled and wrapped her big jugs even tighter around his pole.

"Oh, yeah! Fuck my tits, Mark," she moaned as he slid back down the soft valley for another round trip.

Permission slips and other Freudian underwear

Hi gang,

So I got permission from two new authors to put some of their stories up here. I started the usual procedure...what’s that? You don’t know the “usual procedure?” Didn’t you read the fine manual? Pay attention in class? Copy the nerdy girl’s notes after promising her a ride in your GTO?

Honestly!