Would you like some cum with that coffee?

Hi gang,

So I found a nearby source of Otis Spunkmeyer muffins and now I've gone and gained a bit of weight, lol! I really love their orange and cranberry ones. I do wonder if they have Otis's spunk in them! I've never tried cooking it. I would imagine it would change the texture. Anyone with experience in this culinary art? There are a few cookbooks with this theme namely “Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes” and “Semenology - The Semen Bartender's Handbook”.

So maybe I should get my apron on and head to the kitchen. Head…get it!

Kara

New index question for you

Hi gang,

I've been thinking of making a title index so one can go straight to a particular story. There are almost 400 stories/story chapter segments on here so that will take some time.

Is there any interest in this?

On a sad note, the folks at stories.xnxx.com have changed their rules again and claim they are deleting stories dealing with under 18 years of age participants. If you have favourites there, get them downloaded before they vanish.

I don't have plans to post what is commonly termed pedo stories here (and I don't think there are any here at the moment.) There are enough of those if you go to some of the links I have posted. I have nothing against pedo fantasy, I have some of my own for that matter and a few of those stories I like really get me off when I'm in that particular mood but it's never the actual ages but the acts that I enjoy. I once told my husband I gravitate to the incest stories on Literotica because they tend to be more "wet" than the other stories.

Kara

All mammals got 'em

Hi gang,

Well after that last post I feel a bit embarrassed now that you know my paticular brand of kink. But in for a penny, in for a pound I guess.

I'm a simple woman. Good food, comfortable clothing, wet and messy sex, no toddlers knocking on the door in the middle of things ("Mommy, Mommy! Look at what I can do!" "Not now, dearie, Daddy is trying to cram that final inch in my ass...")

Thanks go to my anonymous friends for the two suggestions for story ideas for our blog. It's more difficult that I first imagined, back in December, to find stories with the big breast theme that are not just stupidly over the top in silly. I mean, beachballs, really?? Might as well be Volkswagens.

So I may be including things that stray from the original theme as time goes by. And feel free to get things off your chest as well, this being Chesttalk after all.

Stay frosty!
Kara

Stories aren't art but art should be in the stories, ya know?

Hi gang,

Well I've been reading a LOT of sex stories, trying to find the quality amidst the quantity and it's hard, YES, hard! LOL

Most are crap, some are total crap, and then there are those that reek. Alas, no gems worthy of posting as of yet. I like good plots, believable people, and to be frank, I like them wet. Not golden showers wet. But cum, and lots of it. Sprayed, hosed, splattered, smeared, gouts and streams and ribbons on breasts and hands and cunts and asses and faces, oh yeah!

But they all make me want to live in that world of zero STDs and no unwanted pregnancy. Add in a good dose of no jealousy too, please.

Great...now I'm horny again.

Kara

Milk comes from cows too

Hi gang,

We took a trip up to Sassy Cow Creamery yesterday for a tour. What an ordeal! Mapquest didn't tell us the CURRENT conditions, oh no! The roads were different and with all the construction  and stopping for lunch in Columbus and getting lost twice we spent four hours on what was supposed to be a one and a half hour trip. Missed the tour completely. I still like the taste of their milk though I may be switching over to organic.

I was so tired last night that all I did was stare at YouTube stupidity.

I've been having mind control dreams again with scenarios similar to the plot of The Book, if you are familiar with that gem.

Kara

When life give you lemonade, drink it up and ask for seconds!

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June is the month of weddings and sexy garter belts.

Whew.

Okay, things in my life seem to have settled down a bit, at least enough to attempt to be a more attentive host on Chesttalk. New jobs, less money, more medical bills, the same refrain we've all heard of late. So it goes.

I've been looking for quality stories to put here but most of them don't meet my standards. It's been suggested that I lower those standards but that's just not me. Quality over quantity, as Kenneth Robeson might say.

So, I'm going to post the opening chapter of a series that I found exciting. If it flies, great. If it doesn't, no harm.

Thanks a bunch,
Kara